I read recently that ‘food allergies’ could be grounds for an application for welfare benefits.
It would seem therefore that I have many reasons to be eligible for universal credit, unemployment benefit, welfare benefits, carers allowances and disability transport.
Clearly my aversion to green food is a form of disability. Work is difficult when I am concerned about my diet. My indifference to alcohol makes socialising difficult. I think I am probably allergic to cigarette smoke so again workplace environments, and their entrances, are difficult for me. All this means I need to lead a life distanced from society so work is impossible.
I suffer from stress and anxiety. My views on LGBT and ‘trans’ are in line with the moderate majority, but I am fearful that I am out of line with the woke left. I worry about the state of the country. I am stressed by the lack of intelligence in our leaders. After the Brxit vote, I am anxious as to what further damage our democracy can do to us.
I am allergic to a hierarchical approach to the workplace, I see being managed as impacting on my mental health and a breach of my human rights. The threat of discipline leaves me unable to face work. I would work at home, obviously an easier option, but there I suffer from a psychological sense of isolation which harms my mental health.
I have multiple ‘ups and downs’ in my state of mind, I believe this is clearly symptomatic of my manic depression.
I no longer feel part of the society in which I live, the world has changed and I do not approve, which leaves me with paranoid feelings.
I now live in Spain, and need to learn the Spanish language. Maths I find easy, but I seem to have a mental block when it comes to languages, so I appear to have a linguistic learning disability.
My weight fluctuates and I often feel unable to face people due to my negative self image, which means I suffer from agrophobia.
Clearly I cannot cope on my own in these circumstances and need somebody in constant attendance to ensure my safety. Hence the need for the maximum carers allowance.
Given my alientation from society, I cannot use public transport. Hence the need for a ‘motability’ vehicle. I also need a dedicated parking space outside my house. Please arrange for a pre 2011 vehicle in good condition, I cannot cope with modern touch screens, warning bleeps, and things like ‘lane control’. They make me ill.
Would you please simply ‘sign off’ and process this application.
Any challenge or execise of authority, questioning my just cause, will prompt a mental health breakdown, contrary to my human rights.
Yours.
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